Ernie, editor of Cruise Chaos, on a cruise with the Norwegian Star behind him

Ernie

Ernie has been cruising for ten years and writes and edits Cruise Chaos. That decade at sea shapes what gets published here: cruise news explained properly, honest stories from onboard, practical guides, and deals verified on the cruise lines' own sites the day they run. No affiliate commissions, no invented facts, and corrections welcome.

8 Things You Should Never Do on a Cruise

Aerial view of a cruise ship docked in an Alaskan port town

Most cruise advice is somebody’s opinion dressed as a rule. This is not that. Every item below is something a cruise line, a regulator or an international convention has written down, and in most cases the consequence of ignoring it…